Relationships are... weird. They seem to work when they want to. How is mine you ask? Couldn't be better, my sister's on the other hand... not so good. You see my sister and I happen to be very close, so I want nothing more than to see her happy. She has been dating this guy who we will give the name "Rashad", for about 3 years now, and everything seems to be good... NOT!

Rashad joined the Marines last year, and is stationed in North Carolina. Mind you, my sister lives in Maryland which is hundreds of thousands miles away. 

The communication between the two of them has stopped... not completely but enough, and she is begininng to feel quite alone. My sister, who's name is Tiffany is 23 going 24, and soon wants to settle down, get married, and have kids. Rashad on the other end, is 20 (a year older than me... weird huh?) and seems to have no interest in either of these "life goals". Whats a girl to do? How about give him an ultimatum? Either he calls and acts as if he has a girlfriend of 3 years, or.... LEAVE HIS ASS!!!!

There is no excuse for this behavior ladies. No communication between two people causes trust issues which we all know is a basic for any working relationship. There is more drama glued to this so called relationship, but I will choose to "sugarcoat" this post, (which is something I don't normally do) only because it will cause excruciating cramping to my hands. Lol.

My opinion has been giving to my sister Tiffany plently of times, but I think an outsider would have a better impact. Advice anyone?

For those who read my pulse, you would know that Derrick and I headed to Lynn's house to meet her "Redhead" daughter Amber. We soon got to their log cabin home (which was as cozy as it looked) and made ourselves comfortable. Well atleast I did. I guess Amber thought I was "Cock Blocking," (Something I would never do) because she allowed me to "explore anything in her house". Including her room and laptop.

After getting permission to be "nosey", I got on the computer, hopped on Xanga, then watched a little t.v before I began to get bored. Anyone that knows me, knows that when I get bored I usually start to chow down on some good food. Which is what I did. I raided the redhead's fridgerator which had everything imaginable! I was like a kid in a candy store when I seen a whole carton of eggs and country bacon... ooohhh yyeeaaahhhh time to grub! So I fixed my "Afternoon Breakfast" and headed back upstairs to get on the computer.

As I'm walking up the steps, I heard giggling, (I heard some giggles when I was on the computer too) which indicated that Derrick was "getting it in" or was damn close to it. I shook my head and laughed all the while snacking on some country bacon. Finally, I get back on the computer and soon realize that while I was away, "Redhead" (I don't know why I don't call her Amber) recieved an IM from a someone with the username "SexiLexi" and she said:

SexiLexi- Damn I just left your house a hour ago answer your fucking cell!!

"Redhead" did give me permission to "explore everything in her house" including her room and laptop, but I didn't want to be all up in her business. Like I always say, "If you snoop, you're bound to find something that you don't wanna see." and with a father like "Sugar B", I wasn't trying to find out shit about this girl. Too bad I didn't have the choice.

A few minutes later, "SexiLexi" sends another IM:

SexiLexi- Ok bitch you don't wanna answer the phone then open the door cause I'm pulling up in your driveway.

-What????!!!! Is "SexiLexi" the abandoned sister who got kicked out the house when she was 16, for trying to burn down the house... with everyone in it????? Lol

Okay so now I'm pondering on what to do next. Should I let "SexiLexi" in, or should I "Cock Block" and interrupt their humping session??? Knowing Derrick, my best bet is to let "SexiLexi" in. With my mind made up, I finish off my food and walk towards the stairs just as "SexiLexi" begins to violate the doorbell. (and when I say violate, I mean vi-o-late!!!) I sped up my pace, but not quick enough for this weirdo, and she starts banging on the door like the 5-0. I open the door to see a tall, (like this chick was atleast 6'0) slinky, jet black haired, pimple faced girl... Lol

Me- You looking for redhead... I mean Amber?

SexiLexi- Yeah is she here? I see her car... but who's car is that? Lynn's?

Me-Nope thats my bestfriend's car.

-And I thought I was nosey-

SexiLexi-Oh

I let her in, close the door, and walk toward the kitchen. I was still hungry, and wanted an excuse to fix some more bacon so I asked:

Me- You hungry?

SexiLexi- Nope, I ate before I left here...

- There was a brief silence-

SexiLexi- I'm being so fucking rude right now... whats your name?

Me- Naiyma...

SexiLexi- Cute... I'm Alexis

-We shook hands and everything came into place... Alexis is Amber's younger sister that tried to burn the house down... with everybody in it! Lol

Me- Yall sisters or something?

- She gave me this weird ass look. It was like she frowned up her face, then made her eyes 2 times as big as they normally are Lol.-

Alexis- No she's my girlfriend.

-I almost choked on my spit-

Me- Huh?

Alexis- What you never seen gay couples before?

-Duh you asshole but you're girlfriend is upstairs knocking boots with my bestfriend-

Me- Yeah but Lynn told me and my bestfriend that Amber was single.

Alexis- Yeah that sounds like Lynn. She doesn't want us together... not because we're gay, just cause she doesn't like me... bitch

Me- Oh.

-Akward silence-

Alexis- Is your bestfriend a guy?

Me- Yep

Alexis- Are they upstairs?

Me- Yep.

Alexis- Oh.

-You're girlfriend is fucking someone other than you... a dude at that, and all you got to say is oh????-

-Okay now this is fucking weird. Time to take matters into my own hands... fuck what Derrick thinks.-

I head upstairs to tell Redhead that she has a guest. My big ass finally reached the door and I bang on it.

Me- Aye!

Derrick- Yeah

Me- Tell Amber somebody is here to see her.

Derrick- Shit... man aight.

I hear shuffles, and giggles up until the door opened and both stepped out fully dressed.

Amber- Who is it?

-I shrugged my shoulders.- (I wanted to make this as juicy as possible... yall know I gotta look at for my xanga fam.)

We finally got downstairs to see Alexis sitting on the couch.

Amber- Alexis??? Wtf are you doing??

Alexis- Umm hello.. I told you I was coming back in an hour you stupid bitch... and who is this.

Derrick- Yeah who the fuck is this?

Alexis- Her girlfriend you douchebag!

-Derrick starts grinning. He's soooo nasty-

Derrick- Oh... hehehehehe

Alexis- So whats up? You rolling with penis now?

Amber- Yeah... no............................... I don't know Lexi god!

-What the hell do I get myself into?-

Alexis- Well you better choose now or i'm out!

Derrick- Look I aint tryna start nothing between yall... her moms told me she was single... I called her last night and she was talking all freaky... so I came out here to see whats up. If yall... you know... girlfriend and girlfriend, I aint got a problem with that....

Me- What????!!! Shut up fool...

Derrick- Lol... I don't.... 2 is always better than one.

-Oh wow-

-I shake my head, Alexis looks horrified, and "Redhead" starts giggling.-

Alexis- Look I'm gay OKAY, and all I want is for my GIRLFRIEND to tell me whether she wants to get poked or licked.

-Omg what???!!!! Lol.-

We all stand there waiting for "Redhead" to make her choice. 10 minutes pass goes by and no decision is made, so Derrick and I decided to leave before more hell broke loose. (I grabbed a koolaid Jammer on the way out... All this drama was making me thirsty.) We say our "arkward" goodbyes and dip out. Once I got in the car, I asked Derrick what went down between him and Amber. He didn't give me full details, which would have been TMI on my part, but he did tell me that:

Redheads=Bonafide Freaks!!!!!

I have never witnessed so much unusual drama in my life... never again will I accompany Derrick on another "mission"... as he called it. Finally, my life is back to normal.... Not.

Cheating Over myspace part 4: Explanation of the ex hoe coming next....